Becky:  (opens microwave [our dog-proof baked-good storage hiding place when we leave the house], removes plate, turns and holds in front of husband, light magically emanates from said plate) Mike:  (loooooonnnng stare) (long stare) Mike:  Uhh…. Becky:  (quietly holding glowing plate) Mike:  You should not be allowed to bake.  (pause, stare)  Mike:  You should be […]